Archangel Desktop Assistant
Idle
Can you hear my voice? I hope you will save us soon.
You are here, you should already know what you must do. Do you understand?
Today is [day of the week, month, date].
It is currently [time].
An event is occuring. Please click here.
Shall I tell your fortune?
I have nothing to say to you. It seems you already know what you must do, no?
Will you go to Sting's homepage?
Go to the bottom layer.
Is that so, well no matter.
Will you play the typing game?
It seems you would rather talk with the outsiders.
You don't appear to be very good. Who knows, maybe you're happy with such mediocre performance.
My vitality has run out.
Eat hearts to restore your VT.
Go already.
(I have nothing more to say).
Hmm...
Look to the east. The distorted ones writhe in agony.
50 Damage
The distortion of the world grows worse and worse.
Go.
Events
しりとり (Event 1/10)
Shiritori
Rakko (Sea Otter)
Koara (Koala)
Rakuda (Camel)
Dakkusuhundo (Dachshund)
...
Next is...
〇 Doreemu (Dream) 〇 Dodo Bird
(*TN - Shiritori is a game in which players must say a word that begins with the final syllable of the last word)
Hmm. Unfortunately, the category was restricted to animals.
I jest. I would never bring up something so ridiculous unless I had lost my sanity.
眠れぬ夜 (Event 2/10)
Sleepless Night
What's wrong? Can't you sleep? Well then, it appears you need my help to fall asleep.
〇 Please 〇 I'm fine
Well then, close your eyes and listen carefully.
One Grotesque
Two Grotesques
Three Grotesques
...
Why are your eyes becoming more alert? No matter, I grow tired.
Is that so? Well, no matter.
追憶 ① (Event 3/10)
Reminiscing ①
I guess we should test out your memories. Do you remember who this person is?
"Hey, what the, this is... Sadness, such sadness..."
Do you remember who that is?
〇 Sentry Angel 〇 Research Angel
That is correct. However, I could also be losing my mind.
Did you get that wrong intentionally? Incorrect.
追憶 ② (Event 4/10)
Reminiscing ②
I guess we should test out your memories. Do you remember who this person is?
"Please do some goddamn training."
Do you remember who that is?
〇 Neck Thing 〇 Coffin Man
Did you get that wrong intentionally? Incorrect.
That is correct. However, I could also be losing my mind.
姉 (Event 5/10)
Sister
As time passes, there are things I wish to forget that I can't help but remember... The distortion within me. My sister's existence... Would you have liked to meet her?
〇 Yes 〇 No
Hmm. You two meeting is impossible... Well no, you may have already met.
Is that so? Well, no matter. This world is distorted enough as it is.
天導天使 (Event 6/10)
Guardian Angel
You've met the Guardian Angel... What did you think of her?
〇 She's twisted 〇 She's hot
Twisted, is that so? I suppose so. I suppose.
That's not the kind of thing I wanted to hear. You may be too twisted already.
感覚球 (Event 7/10)
Sense Sphere
The Sense Spheres are quite convenient. Throw an item in and it will be automatically transferred.
〇 That sure is convenient 〇 It really isn't
It's good to carry one with you. They have all sorts of uses.
Hmm... Well, no matter.
空腹 (Event 8/10)
Hunger
Aah, my vitality is running low. Do you have anything to eat?
〇 A heart 〇 Nothing
A heart? ...I'll pass.
...
...
Is that so?
歌 (Event 9/10)
Song
Shall we sing a song?
〇 Yes 〇 No
Even if a person dies, their thoughts remain. You could say it's a kind of song... It's kind of strange to think about, no?
Hm...
罪 (Event 10/10)
Sin
Can you remember anything? It seems you're having difficulty speaking. If that's the only problem you're experiencing, then you must think yourself fortunate. You ought to already know why you're here, correct? What you must do?
Is that so? Now, go.
Why is it you cannot understand what I'm telling you? I haven't the slightest idea.
Holiday Intro Events
Happy New Year.
It's nice to see you in the new year.
Please have a nice one.
-Arch
White Day.
It's candy. Take it.
There is significance in you taking it.
-Arch
The world is melting.
I wonder what day it is today.
I feel a strange excitement.
Light and heat, distortion...?
-Arch
Merry Christmas.
It's largely irrelevant to me...
Oh well, I'll get over it and wish you a happy holiday.
-Arch
Fortunes
Bubugel (Wall)
A human wall appears! Despite your fear, you will steadily overcome it... so it would seem.
Ares (Emperor)
You're in perfect form! Everything will be great today... so it would seem.
Niculi and Nicula (Lovers)
Once you bite, you won't let go. Your luck with love is at its best... so it would seem.
Jerryrom (Hermit)
Your personal relationships are looking positive positive positive... so it would seem.
Bulger (Empress)
Treat yourself sometimes, but beware of eating too much ...so it would seem.
Seventeen (Star)
Head straight toward your dreams! Don't forget to say hello to them for me... so it would seem.
You only get 1 fortune per day. Put it to good use.
Right-Click Menu
Typing Game
Grotesque Fortune Telling
Event Select
Options...
Check Email
Submit Score
Submit IP Address
Configuration...
Troubleshooting...
Minimize to taskbar
Quit
Allow pop-up notifications
Sound Effects ON
Window movement
Your mailer settings seem to have become distorted. You'd better check them again.
Baroque Typing
Main Story
(Introduction)
...
(Game Over)
...
(Victory)
...
(After every stage is cleared)
Purification Complete!
(Introduction)
It doesn't hurt me exactly, but... why couldn’t you have held on tighter?
(Game Over 1)
If you make a mistake, take a moment to look at the screen and identify where the error occurred.
(Game Over 2)
You can press the spacebar to make messages appear more quickly. It will make things more difficult though.
(Victory)
The fact that you won is throwing my mind into chaos.
(Introduction)
Go, to the Nerve Tower. Heal the world, heal yourself
(Game Over 1)
I know you're trying your best. You're learning little by little, and are steadily approaching the lowest level. Give it everything you've got.
(Game Over 2)
Are you dying on purpose?
(Game Over 3)
Is this a nightmare? I had no idea that you were so incompetent.
(Victory)
I must admit, it does appear as if you are trying your hardest. Now, get going. To the bottom layer.
(After the Credits)
One more Baroque has been added.
Hell Story
(Introduction)
I must entrust everything to you.
(Game Over 1)
You don't have to strictly erase the lines from top to bottom. You can clear stages more easily by prioritizing chains.
(Game Over 2)
If you want to cancel what you're typing, hit the ENTER key, OK? It's particularly effective to do this when you want to pick up an item.
(Victory 1)
...I lost. What is the secret of your strength...?
(Victory 2)
How disappointing. Just a bit longer and I would have had you beat. I'll win next time for sure.
(Introduction)
Go... back... Return to... Sense Sphere...
(Game Over 1)
Disgusting.
(Game Over 2)
...Many times... do your best... This is what I believe...
(Game Over 3)
You're weak... Noooooooooo!
(Victory)
Ah... It's okay if I lose to you.
(Introduction)
That’s right, this is the actual state I’m in. This is due to the distortion of the Great Heat Wave, or should I say, the wrath of God.
(Game Over 1)
You appear to be quite weak.
Sometimes it is best to give your hands a rest and wait for yourself to recover.
(Game Over 2)
How many times will you end up like this? Is it possible that you are dying on purpose?
(Game Over 3)
Yes, this is the actual state I'm in.
(Victory)
Hmm, I must admit you have done your best. Now go, to the bottom of the sanctuary.